is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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