my phone cant type all the emotion im having
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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