When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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