K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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