we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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