So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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