on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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