your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Randomize
