soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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