So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
What's dad's email?
[email protected]
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Randomize
