If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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