Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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