I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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