Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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