I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Also, beer. Big fan.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Randomize
