I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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