I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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