is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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