so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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