Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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