Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
All the doctor said was why
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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