Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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