he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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