I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
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