I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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