My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
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