do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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