Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Randomize
