I don't think brook has ever known best
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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