i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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