dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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