We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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