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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with

  (217): View more from Illinois

  well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Want any specific kind of beer?

  (623): View more from Arizona

  Yeah. Alcohol flavor.

  (701): View more from North Dakota

  Got it. Anything but Miller.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.

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• (276): View more from Virginia

  I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.

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• (510): View more from California

  This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.

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