The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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