one two three fourrrrnication!
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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