you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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