i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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