I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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