i think my mom watched the whole time
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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