I feel like I'm in dance class right now
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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