Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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