Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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