Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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