I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
my being single is dangerous.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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