U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
he just fucked me for my cheese..
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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