Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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