Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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