Don't make out with my wife yet
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Edward fifth and chaser hands
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
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