Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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