we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Nicole vs. Life
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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